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Roles in Heaven
Roles in Heaven : Brahma Systems Installation Vishnu Systems Administration & Support Lakshmi Finance and Accounts consultant Saraswati Training and Knowledge Management Shiva DBA (Crash Specialist) Ganesh Quality Assuarance & Documentation Narada Data transfer Yama Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant Chitragupta IDP & Personal Records Apsaras Downloadable Viruses Devas Mainframe Programmers Surya Solaris Administrator Rakshasas [...]
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Tags: administration, Heaven, Installation, knowledge, Roles, support, system, training
Doctor Certified Letter Certified that Mr./Miss _________________ , working in your organization, is suffering from ‘time-bound’ illness. Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5 days a week. Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health problems. The losses to the [...]
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Tags: Certified, Comedy, Doctor, Holiday, Jokes, Leave, Letter, Medical, Organization
One Night 4 College Students Were Playing Till Late Night And Didn’t Study For The Test Which Was Scheduled For The Next Day. In the morning they thought of a plan. They made themselves look as dirty and weird with grease and dirt. They then went up to the Dean and said that they had gone [...]
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Tags: car, classroom, clever, college, condition, dean, night, question, student, students, teacher, test, tyre
Bihari Professor Saheb !!!
Bihari Professor Saheb !!! #Inside the Class : * Open the doors of the window. Let the atmosphere come in. * Open the doors of the window. Let the Air Force come in. * Cut an apple into two halves – take the bigger half. * Shhh…Quiet, boys…the principal just passed away in the corridor [...]
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After the shameful defeat of Team India, the team members were not able to show their faces to people and they chose not to go in public and rather just pack up in hotel rooms. Dravid could not resist for too long to be in the hotel room and still not be able to go [...]
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